Eleven days out from Xmas and I have done hardly any gift shopping. I managed to get online and do a few things the other day, and then spent the rest of the week patting myself on the back and not doing anything more. So, as it stands there are two presents wrapped under our tree, two things in transit….and a list as long as my arm of gifts still to buy.

But! I have found something so special for any of you reading this. (To be honest, it was handed to me from a work colleague, so I can’t even take credit for being thoughtful and finding it myself.)

So, enjoy! Or don’t.

(To make up for that, listen to this.)